An Idiot's Handbook on How to Become Rich

1 Stitch and sell clothes to elephants - as nobody has thought of it yet

2. Go and tell the local millionaire that you were his real baby who got changed in the hospital 30 years back - and run away if he goes for his gun

3. Again think differently: kidnap the new-born pups of a millionaire - these days rich people are more affectionate to their pets than kids.

4. Sell ants as pets. Tell them thats the latest trend.

5. Last of all, be a millionaire yourself.

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